The Genie, Morgana I’m Morgana of the Genies, I can grant you wishes — three, with the powers I’ve been given so just tell your wants to me, But there’s just a few restrictions, that I should tell you first, about the kinds of wishes I am able to disburse First, is the little matter of money — you should know I’m not authorized to handle large amounts of ‘dough’. And I can’t do fancy clothing or jewels of any kind; no furs, or precious metals, if you are so inclined, Also, mansions filled with servants are out of my control, the contract from my union hasn’t given me that role, Neither can I conjure up an expensive car for you I haven’t got the clearance so there’s nothing I can do. Next, I must make mention of love — you see, that is not in my scope of practice Cupid claims it as his, And please don’t wish for anything that involves a world of peace, that one’s a secret guarded by the Genie police! So now that I’ve explained things, about the powers given me, please tell me your desires, and let me grant your wishes, three, january 2005 ©Janet Reid Artwork © Brian Laframboise